Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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