there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
She announced her abortion via fbk
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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