How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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