I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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