who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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