Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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