Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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