hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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