I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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