he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Randomize