hotel room ftw
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I love having hate sex.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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