I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
