We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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