exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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