in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
there was a trapeze. enough said
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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