just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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