I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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