i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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