Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
