I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
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I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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