This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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