I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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