This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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