Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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