do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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