So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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