I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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