Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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