It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Randomize
