I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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