She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
