how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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