I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
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