don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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