in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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