i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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