I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
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