In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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