I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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