this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
no you cant smoke seaweed
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
wow bdsm is so cute
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
