Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
The adults are the big ones right?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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