just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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