what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
