The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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