we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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