True but thats because hes a fetus.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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