whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You're breaking my sexual little heart
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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