i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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