i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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