i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
That accounts for only three of the penises
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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