Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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