it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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