Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
i think my cat just said my name.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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