She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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