Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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