I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
we made out on top of his cat.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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