hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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